There she is exactly on CUE
Who has nothing of interest to do
Quote, copy and paste, man what a waste
Of a brain that’s turning to paste
My oh my what to do?
She had a man she never could trust that is
she don't believe he would ever pop the quiz
He lies and boasts such.
and cheats so much.
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his
I picked up cards and made a wish
Playing against a girl who was a dish
I made my desires known
but my game was blown
She looked at me and said, "Go Fish"
There was an old man from Lake Superior
who used craigslist to chase women's posterior
You have to pay good money
to get any worth while honey
Anything costing less would just be inferior
A couple women moved in across the maze
They go everywhere together always
One is a gym teacher
the other a social worker
Do you think they could be Lebanese?
They say that gossip is a sin for three
The speaker hearer and the victimee
I can not tell a lie
If there is some thigh
Gossip is the most fun you can have for free
Outside this little South Carolina tavern
Pot holes and mud puddles big as a cavern
The bar keep heard us cluck
"Why don't you go and suck 'em up,"
She said, because she was southeastern
His new hat It thought was benito
He went downtown for a burrito
Homies stared him down
because he wasn't brown
Chasing him yelling "Aye, pendejo chevato"
It could be a crab named Freddy
Or Alfredo the shrimp standing steady
The crab pot is simmering
the lemon butter glistening
and the garlic noodles are ready
The Traveler kids run you in circles
Grabbing this and that, it boggles
While the old Pikey dad
knows you've been had
He loads up the RV with your testicles
Black eyes and a a strong Shaddup!
Makes you want to lie down titsup
The nose may be broken
and the teeth outspoken
What happens when you beat yourself up
If I could only open my blue vein
and insert mainline Twinkie train
Blood sugar short circuit
in my metabolic mess kit
I go cold turkey and mayo that remain
For Candy smiling all the time was a crime
Twas not worth the effort to make the mime
so she had a window installed
and thought about going bald
And her dental visits take half the time
she has a mink stole and spike heel
she has a Mercedes car that can peal
when it comes to giving
hummers for living
she certainly knows how to seal the deal
