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dianeseattle
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Mitch Hedberg, so funny, so sad he died so young, barely started his career & BOOM... gone.
dianeseattle
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just had to include some more of his jokes here. I'm trying to remember the one about taking a walk that was so hilarious, but no dice.
- "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
- "You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
- "An escalator cannot break. It can only become stairs."
- "Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want 2000 of something."
- "I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run! He's fuzzy! Get out of here!"
- "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later. So, yeah.'"
- “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”
Brenda2010
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Loved him! 
