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  1. Dcepello

    Sugery Today!

    A prayer for you.
  2. Dcepello

    Another New Kid in Class!

    Welcome aboard Mimi, wish you well on your upcoming surgery. You can access pass forum topics by going to a forum and doing a search of a subject you are interested in or you can post a question and wait for a response. A search is quicker and you gain insight to all the past postings on that...
  3. Dcepello

    Approximately Two Weeks Post-Op

    I found a lot of things I loved and were stables for me had no appeal after surgery. Water was difficult to get down. I found low calorie Gatoraid worked for me in the first weeks. Gradually the desire for certain things came back but others, no way. Everyone reacts differently to the surgery...
  4. Dcepello

    Haiku

    after a shower my drain coughs up a hairball
  5. Dcepello

    Limericks

    The girls laughed at the old gawkers Bouncing on the beach with their knockers The old farts would sit and stare at young girl's magnificent pairs While their balls hung out of their Dockers
  6. Dcepello

    Limericks

    There was an Italian named, Vini He was weird alla Frederico Fellini Speculation was rife when he bedded his wife That he stuffed her with his zuchini
  7. Dcepello

    Limericks

    great escapes As she grew content she got fatter Her boobs grew into one great udder At Sunny Brook farm they broke into alarm For she jumped the moon using a ladder
  8. Dcepello

    Haiku

    drowning in a pool spring's ego blooms narcissus
  9. Dcepello

    Haiku

    the moon dips her toe into the sea
  10. Dcepello

    Haiku

    vu ja de are you sure this isn't Friday
  11. Dcepello

    slight burning sensation

    Take some antacids, can't hurt to try, then call your nurse. Horses before zebras.
  12. Dcepello

    new to site, first post

    I had some troubles mental sharpness after surgery; I think its do to the lower blood sugars. I doesn't seem to be a permanent condition. I try to measure my sharpness with games like spider, which I did before surgery, which slumped and now I back, to almost there.
  13. Dcepello

    Haiku

    lets go see the latest zombie apocalypse senior discount
  14. Dcepello

    Limericks

    Young people pick no bones They don't like old folk homes They say if you want to see old people themselves pee They will go see the Rolling Stones
  15. Dcepello

    new to site, first post

    So, I'm thinking, this is a problem? Weight wise you are doing great! Count your blessings and look at it as a blessing. Congratulations on your weight loss. You are less than three months out of major surgery your body is getting used to its new plumbing. Stop worrying and relax, you sound...
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