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"Doctor, please help me," says an elderly patient. "I have silent passage of gas every morning. I have silent passage of gas every afternoon, and I suffer from silent passage of gas in the evening. Sometimes I have silent passage of gas at unpredictable times -- for intance, just now. Doctor, can you help me?"
"Sure, I can help you," says the doctor. "But first you need your hearing checked."
from Dr. Oz, as published in now that's funny! by Andy Simmons
"Doctor, please help me," says an elderly patient. "I have silent passage of gas every morning. I have silent passage of gas every afternoon, and I suffer from silent passage of gas in the evening. Sometimes I have silent passage of gas at unpredictable times -- for intance, just now. Doctor, can you help me?"
"Sure, I can help you," says the doctor. "But first you need your hearing checked."
from Dr. Oz, as published in now that's funny! by Andy Simmons