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Limericks

Discussion in 'Hobbies & Interests' started by Dcepello, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. Dcepello

    Dcepello Member

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    Surgery Date:
    Jan 24, 2013
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    Current Weight:
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    Goal Weight:
    170
    great escapes

    As she grew content she got fatter
    Her boobs grew into one great udder
    At Sunny Brook farm
    they broke into alarm
    For she jumped the moon using a ladder
     
  2. Dcepello

    Dcepello Member

    Messages:
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    Surgery Type:
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    Surgery Date:
    Jan 24, 2013
    Start Weight:
    288
    Current Weight:
    209
    Goal Weight:
    170
    There was an Italian named, Vini
    He was weird alla Frederico Fellini
    Speculation was rife
    when he bedded his wife
    That he stuffed her with his zuchini
     
  3. Dcepello

    Dcepello Member

    Messages:
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    Trophy Points:
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    Surgery Type:
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    Surgery Date:
    Jan 24, 2013
    Start Weight:
    288
    Current Weight:
    209
    Goal Weight:
    170
    The girls laughed at the old gawkers
    Bouncing on the beach with their knockers
    The old farts would sit and stare
    at young girl's magnificent pairs
    While their balls hung out of their Dockers